2. The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim;
3. If we're watching football with you - it's not bonding - it's their b*tts;
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie;
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime;
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving;
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed;
8. The next time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts;
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of ';who's easy';?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care;Advice from Women to Men funny or true girls you decide?
yep very good but hope you don't get any abuse from men now for admitting all of this but good on ya respect keep em coming xAdvice from Women to Men funny or true girls you decide?
will read them but your my favourite joke teller doubt any1 can top you. x ;)
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ha ha haaaaaaaa
lol, i might try using them......
definately true...ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINTING THEM OFF TO GO WITH ONE I PRINTED OFF THE OTHER DAY ABOUT WHAT MEN SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN being completely differenet that is...
man says: i cant find it
meaning: it didnt fall into my outstretched arms so now im totally lost - that one i found really funny then i went home and the first thing my boyfriend sed was i cant find the remote - he was sat on the couch at the time humm
Both; funny and true........LOL.
Guys; gotta love'em! LOL.
very very nice...star..;-)
lol that was funny!!!! ALL TRUE!!!
LOL so true
That is brilliant. Its so funny cause its so true.
pretty much true.
excellent.... and all true!!
if there was one thing in there that a man would not think is true would have not been telling the truth he'd just be jealous of what is true that they can't admit!
true and very funny 10/10
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