Advice For Senior Men Shirts?

We get to put nicknames on the back of these shirts, and I have 8 friends and we want to co-ordinate something.





Definitely make it a joke





We were going to do confederate leaders (a joke!) but the names were too longAdvice For Senior Men Shirts?
We lost the Vietnam war against the North.Advice For Senior Men Shirts?
Be nice to your kids they choose your nursing home








and as confederate leaders?? um....woow
How about the Seven Dwarfs some one is going to have to be the chick, Snow White (Whitey?)